Meet The Ducks!
A motley crew of musical misfits, united by our shared inability to remember song lyrics, our knack for breaking guitar strings mid-solo, and our uncanny talent for mistaking the stage exit for the bathroom door.
We're like a dysfunctional family that can't quite get our act together, but hey, at least we sound halfway decent when we're not tripping over our own feet. Sometimes.
Vocals
Banksy is a pseudonymous England-based artist, political activist, and film director whose real name and identity remain unconfirmed and the subject of speculation. Active since the 1990s, his satirical singing and subversive epigrams combine dark humour with graffiti executed in a distinctive stenciling technique. However this is not the same guy that adds the pipes to the Ducks. Our Banksy is a day time office worker who has always yearned to make it big. Alas the only thing he has made big is his waistline.
With a love for all music, except the obvious, he has fronted bands in the UK, Asia and in Europe and received glowing reviews such as
“You’re a bloody great singer you are pal” – Drunk bloke at a pub in Andover,
Banksy
Lead Guitar
Introducing our lead guitarist, hailing from the rolling hills of Wales with dreams as big as the stage lights he once imagined himself under. He's the embodiment of every rockstar fantasy, complete with the wild hair, the scuffed boots, and a guitar that's seen more gigs than it has strings. But somewhere along the road to stardom, reality intervened, and now he's the charmingly cynical maestro of the fretboard, still chasing the echoes of his faded denim dreams.
With fingers that dance across the frets like they're possessed, he's the architect of sonic landscapes that transport listeners to realms of euphoria. Yet, amidst the feedback and applause, he carries a hint of wistfulness, a reminder of the path not taken, and the dreams that didn't quite pan out.
But fear not, for in his journey from starry-eyed hopeful to seasoned musician, he's gained something invaluable: a sense of humor as sharp as his solos. He'll regale you with tales of backstage mishaps and missed opportunities, all while effortlessly coaxing melodies from his weathered instrument.
So here's to our lead guitar virtuoso, a beacon of talent, resilience, and self-awareness in a world that often mistakes fame for fulfillment. He may not have conquered the charts, but he's won our hearts with every note he plays.
Ryan
Rhythm Guitar
Introducing the rhythmic maestro of our band, our very own baby-faced guitarist! Picture this: a quiet farmer type, more accustomed to wielding a pitchfork than a plectrum. He may be the band's junior member, but don't be fooled by his bashful charm—he's the secret ingredient to our sonic stew, effortlessly churning out riffs with the same finesse he uses to corral sheep. While his bandmates might crave the spotlight, our young virtuoso is perfectly content letting his guitar do all the talking, finding solace in the company of cows over clamoring crowds. But when those fingers hit the strings, even the most stoic bovine brethren can't resist tapping their hooves in rhythmical approval. Here's to our humble duckling turned fretboard aficionado, plowing through melodies with the precision of a seasoned farmer. Quiet by nature, but oh-so-loud in talent, he's the unsung hero of our musical menagerie, the mastermind behind our toe-tapping tunes and the shepherd of our sonic flock. So let's give it up for our resident guitar whisperer, turning humble farmyard melodies into musical magic!
Jack
Bass Guitar
Allow me to introduce you to the undeniable cool cat of our band: our bass guitarist. Picture this: shades on, bass slung low, exuding vibes so chill they could freeze a hot cup of coffee. He's the embodiment of effortless coolness, with a swagger that could make James Bond jealous and a bassline that could make even the most stoic statues start swaying. While others may clamor for the limelight, he's the zen master content to hold down the fort in the rhythm section, laying down grooves so deep you could take a swim in them. Whether he's plucking, slapping, or popping those strings, he does it with a finesse that can only come from years of being the smoothest cat in the room. But don't let that laid-back demeanor fool you; beneath that calm exterior lies a bassist with a fire in his soul, driving our sound forward with a relentless groove that keeps the audience on their toes and the dance floor packed. So here's to our bass maestro, the epitome of cool, the guardian of the groove, and the secret weapon in our musical arsenal. He may not say much, but when he lets that bass do the talking, the whole world stops to listen.
Paddy
Drums
Meet our drummer, a living legend behind the kit whose beats echo with the wisdom of years spent pounding out rhythms. With each stroke of the drumsticks, he weaves a tapestry of experience, drawing from a lifetime of musical exploration. From sold-out stadiums to smoky dive bars, he's seen it all and done it all, earning his stripes as the backbone of countless bands and the heartbeat of the music scene. His drumming isn't just about keeping time; it's about telling a story, with each crash and kick drum serving as a chapter in the epic saga of rock 'n' roll. But despite his storied past, he remains as humble as ever, letting his sticks do the talking and his rhythms do the rocking. He may be a legend behind the kit, but to us, he's just another member of the band, driving us forward with the steady pulse of his drumming. So here's to our seasoned drummer, the unsung hero of the rhythm section and the living embodiment of musical mastery. When he's behind the kit, you know you're in for a wild ride through the annals of rock history.